sparklebitchh
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Ello loves. Im weird and random, and in the army. but i don't really care for watermelon.
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Post by sparklebitchh on Feb 1, 2014 1:38:10 GMT -5
HELLO FELLOW LESBIANS. the names jasmine. and yep you guessed it. im gay. i know i know. its s shocker. but,
tis true.
and now that i have officially intorduced myself, at midnight, on a lesbian forum.
...awko..
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
whats your name?
where are you from?
annnddddd
what is your favorite pick up line. i need some.
seriously. its gettin lonely.
thanks.
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Post by Nessa on Feb 1, 2014 3:54:33 GMT -5
Hello, hello! Welcome to the forum, Jasmine!  I am great so far ... as great as one can be in the morning afer a messy break-up. My name is Vanessa, but people on here just call me Nessa! And I am from Germany (: Oh ... pick up lines are not my forte. I am really awkward when it comes to flirting and stuff: I actually don't really realize when someone is flirting with ME, haha Now: How are YOU doing to day? How old are you? Where are you from? |
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Post by xlizzzxroses on Feb 1, 2014 20:35:47 GMT -5
Hello! Nice meeting you!
My names Liz and I'm currently skipping a night, so I guess I'm doing well.
I'm from the Netherlands, stupid country i know. Nessa guess we're neighbours!
And about those pick up lines;
- My name's not Elmo, but you can always tickle me
- Are you like a Picachu? Cuz you are shockingly beautiful
- Are you from Amsterdam, because Amsterdayum
- I passed by just a few minutes ago, but you caught my eyes and I just had to ask you how you're doing
- Can I get away with pick up lines? Because I'll wait in line to pick you up
- Are you like an Avenger? You are Thorrific
I know a lot of dirty ones too, but I think these will help break the ice, haha. I'm really awkward though, more of an internet flirter than on the road...
Anyway, how are you? And where are you from and etc...
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sparklebitchh
New Member
Ello loves. Im weird and random, and in the army. but i don't really care for watermelon.
Posts: 6
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Post by sparklebitchh on Feb 1, 2014 21:43:48 GMT -5
Hello liz and vanessa!
I am great!
and from I am from a tiny town, in the middle of missouri, in the middle of the u.s(:
haha im eighteen years of age,
and vanessa, they arent mine either.. that is why im happy people like liz exsist. to help me through these troubled times!
tell me a bit about yourselfs.
considering i yet again have nothing better to do than an amazing,
lesbian forum(; |
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Post by Loz on Feb 1, 2014 22:23:11 GMT -5
- Can I get away with pick up lines? Because I'll wait in line to pick you up I love this one hahah |
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Post by leese on Feb 1, 2014 22:34:58 GMT -5
Hi Jasmine Welcome to the fourm!!! To answer your questions: I am great My name is Elise, I'm from Australia. And pickup lines...... Okay, it's pretty bad: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? And You're so sweet, I think you gave me diabetes. not that I would ever in my life me game enough to use one haha |
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sparklebitchh
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Ello loves. Im weird and random, and in the army. but i don't really care for watermelon.
Posts: 6
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Post by sparklebitchh on Feb 1, 2014 22:37:19 GMT -5
Well hello elise!
and no, that first one was amazing!
i dont normaly use them, but im the kind of girl that takes nothing seriously,
unless i have too.
so i always like to make people laugh(:
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Post by Niccy on Feb 4, 2014 3:17:50 GMT -5
Hey Jasmine!!! I'm doing great today!! I'm Niccy and i'm from sunny QLD Australia!! Pick up lines.. hmm can't say i have anything good! - how about we rearrange the alphabet and put u and i together….. lol i think i would laugh if someone used that on me.. but good ice breaker |
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Ren
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Wow it's been awhile :o
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Post by Ren on Feb 4, 2014 3:23:30 GMT -5
Hey Jasmine! I'm doing okay, for working a ten hour day! I am Ren and I am from Washington state! Yes, in the lovely Pacific North West!  I literally am awkward as heck, so pick up lines are SO not my forte! Sorry! I'll say the ONE I know. They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number? |
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Post by wh1plash on Feb 4, 2014 3:33:55 GMT -5
Hey what's up?
I'm Shay.
Pick up line #101: Are you Neville cause I long for your bottom.
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Post by xlizzzxroses on Feb 4, 2014 8:50:11 GMT -5
Ello ello,
You could also wear a shirt that has like small lettering, small enough for people to get really close to you to be able to read it, that says "If you can read this, you're standing too close" You could definitely start off a conversation on that.
Ehh, it's nice reading all of your messages, but telling something about myself. I'm a sucker for puns, I sing/play guitar and I play in a band called Feel Free To Forget. I love bands as Sleeping With Sirens, All Time Low and Tonight Alive. Fun fact: When I was struggling with coming out, I was very defensive and dismissed every comment made about my sexuality. Eventually my friends started saying I'd found Narnia.
A couple more pick up lines
- Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
- I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
- If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
- My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- Could you give me some directions to your heart?
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
They can be really cheesy, or just plain weird. But if they're appreciated you're off to a great start!
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